Neurolexa™ — Mental Overclocking in a Capsule
Why settle for regular brain speed when you could be running on turbo mode? Neurolexa is the world’s first* capsule to combine sparkle-infused cognition boosters with our patented Lightning Bolt Flavor Technology for instant mental vibes. In early self-reported studies (aka we asked a few friends), users experienced sharper thinking, faster comebacks, and the ability to remember that one actor’s name without Googling.

Benefits may include:

• Winning more arguments than you probably should.

• That satisfying “big brain” feeling.

• An unnecessarily aesthetic pill bottle for your shelf.

Disclaimer: Neurolexa is not approved by any medical board, space agency, or Hogwarts faculty. Side effects may include overconfidence, excessive emoji use, and unshakable main character energy. Take only if you’re ready for your neurons to start doing backflips.

*Statement not verified by anyone important.