"Welcome to the Hue & Me nail polish campaign brought to you by a completely made-up beauty empire that exists only in our dreams (and this paragraph). Our three groundbreaking shades, ‘Soft Smile at Chest Height,’ ‘Fingers Grazing Fabric Like It’s Plot-Relevant,’ and ‘Two Hands Intertwined for No Reason’ are here to revolutionize nails that don’t actually exist. No bottles were harmed in the making of this campaign, because, well… there aren’t any. Available nowhere, in stores near no one."